Grandma Shurley

What is Grandma Shurley?


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A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.

"Dude, did you see that woman?"

"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"

"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"

See shirley, gram, crazy cat lady, drunk, biotch


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