What is Grandma Shurley?
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A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.
"Dude, did you see that woman?"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
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a nasty rash that occurs when one wipes their ass in the wrong direction, smearing feces on their genitals.
My grandmother would always..
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Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes..
