What is Grandmofo?
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That, yellow-toothed, haggard, ole bitch with the cane and the bad arthritis who used to threaten to kick your ass when your parents were away, but could never lift her decrepit ass out of the chair to do so.
She said she was gonna hog-tie me and beat my ass with a shovel for turning from "The Golden Girls", but she can't do shit without her stick! Weak ass mofo!
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