What is Grandpa?
1.
and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol
"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."
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2.
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
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3.
Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.
Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.
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4.
An over 40
A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa
5.
A really grumpy man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, albeit wise, old man, who is easily irritated by crazy women.
Grandpa none whatsoever for this page
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6.
a horny old man who makes me touch his danger zone.
"Please grandpa, don't make me suck it anymore!"
"sorry son but it's the law"
7.
A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!
The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!
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