What is Grandpa Vandyke?
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Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!
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To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while..