Grandpa Vandyke

What is Grandpa Vandyke?


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Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!


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