What is Grandpa Vandyke?
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Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!
Random Words:
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Rape.
Usually involving more than one offender.
Brian: Hey Mike were you at that party last night?
Mike: No, what happened?
Brian:..
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When a woman who looks amazing from behind turns around and shuts down one's senses with her unanticipated hideousness.
Man, my je..
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piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES.
Dick: Duuude! check out my vampire b..
