What is Grandpa Vandyke?
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Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!
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A town 20 miles outside of phoenix arizona.
ie. BUTT FUCKING NOWHERE
Girl: Man, i hate living in Queen Creek.
Guy: Where the fuck is..
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This is were you open the vagina of a special lady and vomit into the cunt. It works best if the donor has their lips sealed on the puss..
