What is Grandpa's An Asshole?
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A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
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When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.
