Grandy Edit Meaning

1.

The grandy is a highly deviant solo-sexual activity in which the (most commonly male) participant gives himself a handy after soaking his hand in water in order to develop wrinkles and simulate the tactile sensation of an old man or woman's hand.

The grandy can be used in conjunction with other common solo-sex acts committed mainly by men such as the stranger.

"I soaked my hands in my warm soapy tub for an hour in preperation for a kick-ass grandy."

See hand job, handy, masturbate, jerk off, whack it

2.

Rolling your eyes in the back of your head as a response to annoyance or stupidity of another persons questions or remarks.

I totally did a Grandy when she just asked where the any key was on the keyboard.

See annoyance, annoyed, disgusted

3.

1. An Editor for the Seattle"indie" newspaper, The Stranger.

2. A wannabe viralpiece of grafitti.

3. A lucid state of mind, verging on insanity/enlightenment.

3 and a half. none of the above.

"Bill, why is Eric fucking Grandy?/ Doesn't he have a day job?"/"Phil, we love Eric fucking Grandy/Eric is pimp."/ Grandy is a state of mind/It is comparable to Nirvana/Being in Grandy is just like that/But more yellow hues are involved/ Grandy was created by the hand of God/Corrupted by the devil/And declared himself a free agent/Being in Grandy is declaring yourself a free agent/ Eric is fucking Grandy a lot/And he is also fucking high a lot/Grandy makes you focus/Even when there are disturbing videos of pregnant ladies dancing/ Grandy is like a river/You can throw rocks into it but it will never die/That’s why Eric had a love affair/And he can’t keep a job/ Sometimes I touch myself and think about Grandy/Sometimes Grandy touches me and I think about myself/I can’t force it either way/Grandy is like crazy good make-up sex/ Eric went behind the schoolhouse to relax/And Grandy is a life force/He needed to calm himself down/It was some intense Grandy action/ See, Grandy is what Grandy does/I forget what I was saying…/These cookies are boss!/Grandy is the face of the hundred dollar bill/ Grandy has to be having sex while listening to techno/Fucking in the handicap bathroom/We’re all high on E/Now that’s Grandy/ Grandy has polka dots/And stripes and plaid/Eric shoots up heroin with his cop friends/But who the fuck is Eric?

See grandy, cock block, ecstacy, yellow, nirvana, eric, handicapped, techo, stars, and, stripes, polka, dots, rivers, disturbing, video, poetry

4.

A pervert who is feeling particulary happy about something/someone.

"ooohhhhh, this is making me feel right grandy right now. All grandy in my pants."

5.

An emotional state, being Grand, and Dandy at the same time.

How are you?

I'm GRANDY!

See Daniel