What is Granite Theft Auto?
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When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.
Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!
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