Granite Theft Auto

What is Granite Theft Auto?


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When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.

Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!

See dirt, fiddler, car, finger, paint


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