English for Granjenal, a small village in Michoacan, Mexico where everyone is related. Most people live in Orange County and visit granji during december for the fiestas, toros, bailes, fogatas, sex, and underage drinking. People from there are of high maintenance, predominately white, tall, and good looking. Most have nicknames like La Lechuga, El Cebollo, El Saxofon, etc. Expressions used by the older generations include "Ay hijita", and "y tu de quien eres". Less fashionable pueblos like Curimeo and "San Lole" envy us.
