What is Grank?
1.
A combination between spanking and grabbing a girl's butt.
I just granked that Helen girl real bad.
Helen: WHY DO YOU LIKE TO GRANK ME SO MUCH!?
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2.
Something putrid in smell or essence. Puts the witness in a state of disbelief as to why something this horrible would exist.
Bro 1-"Yo man that girls face is grank"
Bro 2-"Dude you just think that because you ain't seen your mommas
vag "
Bro 1-"Man, not cool."
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3.
Fermented seminal fluid. Generally stored in a bottle or other container, but sometimes found in uncontrolled locations, such as a shower drain.
"Hey Matt, you have a pretty sweet room! Holy Christ! Is that a bottle of grank on your bookshelf? GROSS!
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4.
when a woman grinds your leg while you choke on a dick
i'm about to grank this lard ass
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5.
A combination of Grunge and Rank. Something which is total disgusting.
Hey you know that abbie? Her fanny was totally grank!
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6.
The sound produced by a license plate being forcibly removed from a vehicle.
My plates weren't on so good, and when I hit that bump, GRANK, off they went.
7.
Grank is a combination of the words "Green" and "Skank" used to describe the Green Skanky Phlegm you get with a serious cold.
"Eeew, dude you just coughed up a huge ball of grank!"
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