Grank

What is Grank?


1.

A combination between spanking and grabbing a girl's butt.

I just granked that Helen girl real bad.

Helen: WHY DO YOU LIKE TO GRANK ME SO MUCH!?

See grank, granky

2.

Something putrid in smell or essence. Puts the witness in a state of disbelief as to why something this horrible would exist.

Bro 1-"Yo man that girls face is grank"

Bro 2-"Dude you just think that because you ain't seen your mommas vag"

Bro 1-"Man, not cool."

See rank, disgusting, yo momma, smegma

3.

Fermented seminal fluid. Generally stored in a bottle or other container, but sometimes found in uncontrolled locations, such as a shower drain.

"Hey Matt, you have a pretty sweet room! Holy Christ! Is that a bottle of grank on your bookshelf? GROSS!

See grank, fermented, semen, gross, bookshelf, matt

4.

when a woman grinds your leg while you choke on a dick

i'm about to grank this lard ass

See dick, woman, choke, weird

5.

A combination of Grunge and Rank. Something which is total disgusting.

Hey you know that abbie? Her fanny was totally grank!

See grank, grunk, grunge, abbie, rank

6.

The sound produced by a license plate being forcibly removed from a vehicle.

My plates weren't on so good, and when I hit that bump, GRANK, off they went.

7.

Grank is a combination of the words "Green" and "Skank" used to describe the Green Skanky Phlegm you get with a serious cold.

"Eeew, dude you just coughed up a huge ball of grank!"

See grank, green, skank, phlegm


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