Granniversary

What is Granniversary?


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The anniversary of becoming a Grandmother. It should be a special event every year for being bestowed with the honour of guiding a new life through the world's everyday challenges.

Tomorrow is my first granniversary and I plan to celebrate it by taking the day off with my granddaughter.


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