What is Granny Ash?
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1. a long and usually unstable column of ash that occurs from not ashing a burning cigarette
2. cremated remains of a female grandparent
"When I woke from the drunken haze, I watched helplessly as the huge granny ash crumbled from my Virginia Slim, onto the rug."
"The eulogist tripped while holding the urn, and the mourners were covered in granny ash."
