What is Granny Day-blower?
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While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.
Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)
Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"
Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.
Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
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Random Words:
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..
