Granny Day-blower

What is Granny Day-blower?


1.

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.

Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)

Often confused with someone on a cell phone.

Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"

See traffic, driving, old, car, granny, day, blower


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