Granny Don't

What is Granny Don't?


1.

To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.

Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.

Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...

Person 2: Granny don't!

Person 1: Where's Phillip?

Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"

See masterbate, spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, choke the chicken


30

Random Words:

1. one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis diso..
1. to be off the HIBZITY is to be off the Hook at a rate 999 time better DUDE, this is off the HIBZITY! See The Pope..
1. a large, fat, overweight person trying to dance, normally a man with moobs "dude look at that Elafunky, my god look at those moobs..