Granny Gestapo

What is Granny Gestapo?


1.

The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmartstores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart securityor as people greeters.

The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.

See people greeter, bag lady, walmart greeter, wal-mart, Sam Walton


8

Random Words:

1. A quif so impressive as to give the woman who commits it, a Queen like status. Can be used in place of someones name. If you are ever ..
1. The ugly equivalent of beautiful. If my dog was as ugliful as she was, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards See ugly..
1. To have sexual intercourse with one's mother, who may be a milf. Often used as an insult in conjunction with a your mom joke. &quo..