Granny Gestapo

What is Granny Gestapo?


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The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmartstores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart securityor as people greeters.

The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.

See people greeter, bag lady, walmart greeter, wal-mart, Sam Walton


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