What is Granny Gift Wrap?
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A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.
A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!
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