What is Granny Grabber?
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A male, usually younger, who enjoys picking up, dating, and/or having sexual relations with women in their late 40's and up.
Look at him hitting on that MILF - he's such a granny grabber.
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An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.
Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.
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