Granny Humper

What is Granny Humper?

a younger male usually in his 20's or 30's who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with older women, most likely women over age 50.

"Derek you're a granny humper that chick you banged from the bar last night was 55 years old!

See granny dipping

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