What is Granny Klondike?
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When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
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An unknown but moderately large quantity.
Me: Grandpa, how many of them were there?
Grandpa: *shrug* Sixty-eleven!
See eleventy-seven..
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When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'
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