What is Granny Klondike?
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When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
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