Granny Klondike

What is Granny Klondike?

When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".

"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."

See granny, sex, klondike, shit, ass, corn, old, elderly, diarrhea

Asstalk

1. Talking out of your ass. Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!! See assman..

Lady Pop

1. Vaginal fart, or any audiable noise from the vulva made during sex. See Queef I made a lady pop, yo. See ladypop, queef, fanny fart..

Ray Ray Da Mechanic

1. Black version of Joe The Plumber Palin: Gee Whiz Darn Tootin I want to help Joe The Plumber.. Black Person: WTF?! What about Ray Ray D..

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