Granny Klondike

What is Granny Klondike?


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When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".

"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."

See granny, sex, klondike, shit, ass, corn, old, elderly, diarrhea


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