Granny Klondike

What is Granny Klondike?

When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".

"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."

See granny, sex, klondike, shit, ass, corn, old, elderly, diarrhea

Phelpified

1. an extreme state of intoxication brought on by smoking marijuana phelpage where you have poor judgment and make very bad decisions also..

G & G

1. An alcoholic beverage that combines Gatorade and Pinot Grigio; a white wine. Most oftenly used on the golf course. Grab me another G &a..

Killed It

1. 1. When someone does something really well. 2. When someone ruins a joke or a moment. 1. Man, Chris Brown KILLED the Chicken Noodle So..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Granny Klondike Edit Meaning