Granny Slammer

What is Granny Slammer?

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."

B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

See granny, slam, fuck, old

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