Granny's Oysters

What is Granny's Oysters?


1.

The dangling labia of a woman of a certain age, usually found on females over 65

Simon had heard of Granny's Oysters but looking down at his grandmother in the bath revealed the true horror of this labial nightmare!

See labia, minge, furrycup, twat


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