Granola Bar

What is Granola Bar?


1.

The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.

Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"

See granola bar, nuts, crazy, multiple personalities, ape

2.

"granola + bar = granola bar."

-wise words of martin johnson.

girl: whats a granola bar?

martin: granola + bar = granola bar.

girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.

See barr, martin johnson, awesome, nifty, martinsays, boys like girls, blg

3.

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

See Rusty Shackleford


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