Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Rusty Peacock

1. sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feat..

Egnaro

1. Orange backwards. Usually used to start up a conversation again after an awkward silence me: I've got her all over my shirt david..

Yoon-tard

1. to be more or as retarded as Jung-Yoon. you're so yoon-tarded See Gabe..

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