Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?


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A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.


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