Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Uhap

1. You have a problem. OMG WTF UHAP BITCH. DONT shit in my salad!!!! See weird, freak, odd, messed up, retarded..

Dorse Punch

1. While engaged in anal sex, a punch delivered to the back of the woman's head such that her anus contracts, intensifying the pleasur..

Leebag

1. the reincarnation of Hitler. prone to failing math and seducing teachers. believes he is stealthy like a penguin. What a leebag! Fail a..

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