Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Schnorfle

1. To rummage about in a sporadic manner "So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally ..

Screamie

1. Crazy crazy mentalist "fans" who'd jump off a cliff if they heard the Boosh were hiding in the Rocks at the bottom... Th..

Joff

1. masturbate; short for "jerk off" "I've been joffing so much lately my arm is numb." "Go joff to some ki..

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