Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Imaginary Emergency Ie

1. A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level. Sometimes used as..

Quack Quack

1. A term for reserving a seat. Me: Quack Quack Seat Back. You: Well, you can't reserve seats here. Me: Well, shit in my purse! ..

The Bizness

1. Basically Saying That You Would "Fuck" a Certain Female but in a less vulgar way.. lol "Damn! that bitch is a dime...She..

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