Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

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2hit Religious

1. A rule that is sometimes used while smoking a blunt. 2 hits and pass, keep it moving Someone spark up, 2hit Religious on this blunt Se..

Zickefoose

1. The badest mother fucker on the planet without a doubt. Bad ass enough to have your own G.I Joe and blow up a tank with one shot. Is the..

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