Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Dude Faced

1. 1. dave 2. getting toe up from the flo up. 3. getting so drunk that your face looks droopy, you also look through people when you talk..

Yard Sale Yuck Mutt

1. A female of sub-average looks who likes to perform on her back. That broad I nailed last night was pure yard sale yuck mutt..

One In The Pink, One In The Stink

1. to take one in the minge and one in the shitpipe george micheal takes one in his muff and one his shithole, " Hey anna, me and j..

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