Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Yarly!

1. Comes from the russian/pirate franchise meaning YES! or YEH! Basically russians rock and thats how they roll. Kinda like a german mix..

Zikou

1. A male who has received arse-sex but is yet to penetrate anus, owing to some feigned belief that unless you give, you're not gay. A..

Suckin' The Circles

1. When a woman or man allows another to pleasure their nipples with the use of skilled tongue movements. Crystal wasnt fond of giving ora..

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