Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Hopsplode

1. A toothpick used to check and see if the brownies are ready Hey,hey nigger get the damn hopsplodes out of the cabinet See cooking, nig..

Queshearplock

1. The all inclusive non-vocal noise and visual disgustingness that is made when a queer takes a shit on top of a glass-top table while his..

Poppee-showin

1. To show off when there is no need to do so and look stupid doing it. Say a guy/gal is driving a car with 20" rims cruising 10 mph ..

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