Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Clocking

1. A highly effective means of pointing out hot members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you slide that way) to your associates (usu..

W.t.f.g.a.s.c.i.d.g.a.s.

1. an acronym for Who The Fuck Gives A Shit Cause I Don't Give A Shit. Him: Damn! did that bitch just fall down the steps? Me: Man! ..

Underclass

1. A derogoratory and unproven concept deriving from middle class snobishness/anxiety and used to describe the most vulnerable groups in we..

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