Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Kroxy

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Motherflip

1. A way to say motherfuck without using profanity. Commonly used in front of adults. qwerty: Hi Ugly Lisa! XD carlie: shut your motherf..

Buttshank

1. (noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into th..

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