Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Shabobway

1. An extremly hairy vagina; similar to the jungle cock. Terri: Did u see that huge shabobway in that girls pants? Garth: Gross!..

Skid-mark Cobra

1. When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up..

Kwum

1. Know What You Mean ref: see 'KWIM' <person 1> Do you KWIM? <person 2> I KWUM..

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