Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Mmmm

1. To express the like or enjoyment of someone or something. Dave: Look, it's that good looking girl from the shop... Steve: Mmmm S..

Conkey

1. Slang for a woman's vaginal area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics. Used as an ad..

Laptop

1. Mobile porn. Rumored to be used for school or work... I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go. See laptop, notebook, computer 2...

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