Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Ra O' Clock

1. The time of the day when a tense situation is diffused by a meeting of minds and the topic generating the frustration is discussed, thus..

Masturbation Policy

1. How many times a male masturbates per day/week. His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker! See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Overdating

1. When a person is romantically involved with someone who is far more physically attractive than theirself. John is so ugly, he's lu..

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