Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Ass Hat

1. Idiotic, stupid. To act like a moron. From the popular insult "to have your head up your ass". This imagry leads to ones ass ..

57th Base

1. The act of fucking all ancestors and descendants of one person, all at once, attaining a level of nirvana previously unseen, except for ..

Zass

1. Licking a black girls ass hole when she has the runs to get her to stop complaining about the pain I had to zass that bitch to get her ..

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