Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Drank The Kool Aid

1. to make an unbreakable commitment. Inspired by the Jonestown Masaccre. "Hey, you guys wanna go with us to Jamaica?" "C..

Lügner

1. 1. The king is in the gyro's place 2. I might have lost the special glaze 3. A smell can hurt in outer space 4. The smell can ga..

Rfjason

1. A LiveJournal user who exudes the ultimate in contrived humor in an attempt to feel internet-loved. Once took a month leave from the in..

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