Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Negratory

1. A gathering place of peoples tinted slightly or largely darker than average. Usually made of glass or bars, or at least with a glass cei..

Lay Of The Day

1. A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten. The first shit of the day. Fuck me, last nights kebab&apo..

Off Back

1. guaranteed, completely certain of. -The way this game is lookin', Kenny is guaranteeda victory. -Of course he is, he got this one..

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