Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

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You Out

1. The response to someone who says or does something stupid, unnecessary, or wrong. Person1: what's 1+1? Person2: 3? Person1: YOU ..

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