Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Your Mother's Stank Vagina

1. Man this shit fucking STINKS!!!!!! oh god, who the fuck farted..

Fwilf

1. Friend's wife I'd like to fuck. My sloppy friend's wife is a fwilf; I'm not sure how he ever locked that down. See..

Syphilized

1. To catch or have syphilis. Also used to describe someone who is insane, whether it is because of syphilis or not (because syphilis cause..

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