Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Gentile Style

1. The act of masturbation without lube. Using the foreskin and quickly jacking the head of the penis. "Nice, dude. You've got y..

Clitton

1. A man given to sexual weakness, such as the seducing of women far younger and less established than himself, as Did President Bill Clint..

Hangovering

1. getting really drunk and waking up intoxicated. trying to be normal but you're still fucked up from a few hours before. stomache hu..

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