Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

The Sharp Sunrise

1. An agressive tactic to use during sex. While doing your girl from behind, you quickly insert the business end of a knife into her rectum..

Knee-blaster

1. The sudden injury or collision of the knee. NOTE: Can be used with any body part. Ex: Ankle-blaster, 'bow-blaster, and head-blast..

Gag Queen

1. A person (male or female) that attempts and succeeds in deepthroatingerect penises on a regular basis. The difference between a gag quee..

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