Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Shinnied

1. Climbed,using both hands and legs for griping. She had shinnied up the goalpost, tightrope-walked out to the middle of the crossbar and..

Ugry

1. UG=UGLY + RY=ANGRY = UGRY That DJ is so UGRY looking & the music is just as bad. The DJ is playing such UGRY music. She is so UGR..

Plasturbation

1. To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions tha..

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