Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

On A Mission

1. Usually being on a "mission" refers to be searching for any kind of drugs, but can also mean looking for other things. Yo, I..

Jizzabang

1. also "gizzabang" 1. very good 2. the best at something John is one jizzabang mack daddy. Audra is the jizzabang at "..

Scatitude

1. A "shitty" attitude. Man, that Bob has a serious scatitude today! Who shit in his corn flakes? See bitch, crapitude, crankst..

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