Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Varthika

1. A stupid dipshit who speaks in an annoyingly high-pitched voice,can not keep a secret(loves to gossip). You gotta stop gossiping. Peopl..

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Good Morning Camper

1. When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy ..

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