Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Judge Judying It

1. Suing somebody over your own stupidity. Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night? Guy 2: Yeah I think so. Guy 1: ..

Tempthentic

1. the inability to maintain being your authentic self for any significant length of time Steve would always apologize for his horrific be..

Guarnieriedverb/guarnieri

1. An arrongent/pretentious jack-ass that always adds that extra bit of knowledge, whether in class or dialoge, just to let you know how sm..

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