Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Dark Mercury

1. The significant moment when you realise you are dying and then you die - DM(abbreviation) (man getting eaten by crocodiles) "Oh n..

Pubescent Volitility

1. the feeling of extreme anger, hatred, or other feelings of malice that lead to different acts of violence and stupidity, associated with..

Obesiate

1. To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day. He does nothing but sit aro..

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