Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Strap It

1. When chilling it down with your homeboys, participating in the art of rolling a football bat of Ganja " Yo bruv, Strap it!" ..

Young Brisk

1. Definition of a female preferably of younger age between the ages of 17-30. "Man, I was at the mall when I ran into this Young Bri..

Hershey Shower

1. When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit. "Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wipi..

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