Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

Verdant

1. 1.green with vegetation. 2.green in color. 3.lacking experience;unsophisticated. (Possibly from Old French verdeant. present participle ..

Luger Time

1. Suicide by way of a WW2 era German pistol would be preferrable to current/aforementioned conditions. How was work? It was Luger Time...

Zombie Shit

1. When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..

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