Granola Dyke

What is Granola Dyke?

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

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Jobag

1. Another word for a condom. "Here love throw that jobag on me, I'm gonna fire it up your hoop tonight." See condom, john..

Lauryn

1. A very unique, funny, loud, and crazy indilvidual. Listens to a lotta different music... some that you'll like and some that you&ap..

Kodak Family

1. Kodak Family is a slang term for joining an already existing family unit, taken from the near instant proccessing of Kodak Polaroid film..

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