What is Granola Girl?
1.
Modern hippy woman minus the heroin and STD's. Socially aware and active with a penchant for hemp and sodium-free soap. May eat tofu for breakfast and sweeten food with agave syrup. Is determined to save the world.
You know you're granola when you strap your five thousand dollar bike to your five hundred dollar car and vote for Ralph Nader.
Hey, was that Sarah in the SUV?
No way, man, she's a granola girl!
See
Random Words:
1.
Used when you didn't hear what was said the first go round.
Man 1:"Man, did you see how flaky she was?"
Man 2:"Que..
1.
The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining ..
1.
A deformed cat that only has two square shaped legs, stick shaped ears, and a smiley face for a face. It comes out of the bottom of clar..
