What is Granola Girl?
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Modern hippy woman minus the heroin and STD's. Socially aware and active with a penchant for hemp and sodium-free soap. May eat tofu for breakfast and sweeten food with agave syrup. Is determined to save the world.
You know you're granola when you strap your five thousand dollar bike to your five hundred dollar car and vote for Ralph Nader.
Hey, was that Sarah in the SUV?
No way, man, she's a granola girl!
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