Granola Shoes

What is Granola Shoes?


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The old man hiking shoes that are worn daily by embarrassing dads, uncles, and on occasion grandfathers.

Description: The weird rubber/mesh sandal looking roman shoes that strap around you foot a gazilaon times with hideous amounts of Velcro to secure in your precious piggies. Yet with large openings for air to flow thru your feet to keep them fresh while letting in parasites and creepy crawlies.

All in all, a wanna bee hippie tree-hugging old man fad that must die

Dude whats with the granola shoes?

They are mere hiking sandals with mesh siding and leather straps, that i use for everyday activities to formal occasions. Oh and 10% of my purchase helped an independent company plant a tree in the amazon!--thus making them nongranola ie

See shoes, hippie, sandals, old man, geezer, fag, gay, mesh, leather, turbo, dirty sanchez, spacedocking


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