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when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate
i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night
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Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that wi..
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when you have a threesome and one of the girls vomits on your dick and the other girl licks it off
that girl liked my dirty lollipop
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