Grant Schweikert Edit Meaning

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Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his ' sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.

*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.

Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"

Grant - "Do I know you?"

Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"

Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."