Grapefruit Edit Meaning

1.

A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.

You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!

That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.

See commitment, fruit, marriage

2.

Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.

Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.

Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.

See grape, fruit, grapefruit, white

3.

Used to descibe males with large bulges.

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?

girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.

both: <swoon>

4.

Word used by men to get off a boner. Used by Kyle in Kyle XY.

Dude I felt like such an idiot in math. I got a boner, so I had to scream "GRAPEFRUIT!" to get rid of it.

See boner, rid, dick, grape, fruit, kyle, xy

5.

D cup bra size

Hey Mikey look, grapefruits 10 o'clock

6.

When used in the expression "to be a grapefruit" it means being a third wheel, the spare part, feeling left out or excluded, as is the case if you go out with a group of couples.

It turned out to be a double date--James was supposed to come along but when he found out that both my and John's girlfriends were coming along, he decided he didn't want to be a grapefruit.

See grapefruit, third wheel

7.

To give those around you the impression that you are in a deep conversation in public places. Usually only conferring between two people sharing the "grapefruit"

person A: grapefruit

person B: ohhh, yeah! -winkwinknudgenudge-