What is Grappy?
1.
Crappy gravy made by women who think they can cook.
My mom's gravy tasted crappy; with chunks of flour and fat mixed in, therefore I named it "grappy."
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2.
An attempt at making out gone horribly wrong.
Making out with your girlfriend for the first time is destined to be a grappy.
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3.
n. Short for "grandfather", used informally. Simmilar to
I'm going to visit my Granny and Grappy tonight.
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