What is Graspitude?
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The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.
Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?
Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!
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The act of not being a dick.
My iTunes is finally working again! I wonder if this nondickeryment is here to stay.
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1. Loading up a car with snacks, coffee, soft drinks, and a guitar in the daylight hours then driving said car to an ocean-adjacent tour..
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Used typically to describe old drunken black men that always end up in jail for some Mickey Mouse bullshit.
Otis got locked up for what..
