Graspitude

What is Graspitude?

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

See shame, sadness, mason, funky

W Thinking

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Kroakie

1. A dark-skinned negro. Stinkypie saw a kroakie get arrested at KFC. See shitlips, porchmonkey, swiss, chocolate, cake..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

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