Graspitude

What is Graspitude?

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

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