Graspitude

What is Graspitude?

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

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Cut The Strings

1. An exclamatory phase instructing someone to immediately stop whatever they are doing, usually for the dire safty of themselve and/or oth..

Funputer

1. A crappy laptop meant for little kids,very bad for bussiness. Funputer malfunctions Tom: Darn funputer! Ugh! I wish I had my stinkin&a..

A Dolphin

1. When one stick his penis in a girls butt and she turns her head sharply and makes a sound like a Dolphin in order to stop this act. I w..

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