Graspitude

What is Graspitude?

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

See shame, sadness, mason, funky

Poo Touch

1. using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let br..

Quief Muffin

1. a yummy and tasty treat made down there. Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!! Meagan: WHat did you just call me!? Anna: OH BOB SAGET! See qu..

Ms. Money

1. Slang for prostitute. Hoe, whore, cunt, slut, etc... Someone who uses sex for money. Give me back my keys... Ms. Money! See slut, hoe..

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