Graspitude

What is Graspitude?

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

See shame, sadness, mason, funky

Sundell

1. A female stripper who plummets to the ground and busts her leg while trying to make the lenghty climb to the top of the stripper pole. ..

Gurning

1. The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines. Arg..

Goatsisis

1. A medical condition where your head is so large that the polatiry of your massive dome and cause you to unknowingly swallow a goat whole..

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