What is Grasshole?
1.
The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.
Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!
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2.
a hairy asshole
Damn girl you got a grasshole
Watch out for her. she looks like a dime but she's actually a grasshole
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3.
noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.
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4.
when there is hair encompassing your asshole.
guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
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5.
An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.
Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!
Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.
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grasshole: can be used in two separate occasions
(adjective)
1. when one doesn't want to swear but imply 'asshole'
(noun)
2. when one 'plays' dirty, with references to the gross shat under the grass
1. "Jaime is such a grasshole for dumping Liz."
2. "Eww, ur so perverted...go to the back and lick a grasshole or sumthin you CACK."
