Grasshopper

What is Grasshopper?


1.

A term for someone learning from a wiser master. Often used in mockery when something is 'common knowledge' that is easily forgotten.

This word is similar to padwan.

Man 1: "It took me 3 days to download the latest version of Priston Tale"

Man 2: "3 days? WTF, I downloaded it in 34 minutes"

Man 3: "Not everyone has broadband, grasshopper."

2.

Term that refers to one who is a novice, a greenhorn, a student/disciple, a subordinate, or just simply ignorant.

Has its origins from the "Kung Fu" television series from the 1970s, starring David Carradine as the Shaolin priest Kwai Chang Caine. As a young student at the Shaolin temple, Caine, in his youthful ignorance, takes pity on a blind Shaolin master, believing the master's blindness to be a terrible affliction. The master quickly corrects Caine, illustrating that despite his blindness, his awareness of the world is much higher than Caine's -- for example, the master takes notice of the grasshopper at Caine's feet whereas Caine does not.

From that moment on, the blind master befriends Caine and becomes a mentor to him. He gives Caine the nickname of "Grasshopper" in an affectionate reference to this first encounter.

Person 1: I've never played Guitar Hero before. How do you play?

Person 2: Ah, watch and learn, Grasshopper ...

See grasshopper, novice, youth, ignorant, student, mentor, greenhorn, Trish

3.

Grasshopper is the equivalent to a hundred dollar note in Australian currency.

My mate slapped a grasshopper on the bar and brought a round.

See money, coin, note, currency, dollars

4.

A new slang word invented (or reinvented for that matter) in Peru to mean someone smokes weed.

"Dang, that kid looks really stoned"

"Don't you know? He's a hardcore grasshopper"

See pothead, stoner, head, druggie, junkie, sawsan

5.

Someone who jumps another person for weed.

Yo Nick is a grasshopper. He just hopped that dude for his weed.

See grasshoppers, grassing

6.

Someone's who only goes to another person's house if they know that that other person has weed.

Pete: Man why did Mark go to that bitch Glorias house? She's such a hoe.

Steve: Man, he only went cause she had that mary jane. He's such a grasshopper.

See moocher, grubby hands, stealer, douschebag

7.

One who hops from yard to yard

James is a grasshopper

See grasshopper, hop, james, grass, hopper


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