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to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich
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A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring th..
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Northern Breakfast (n) Bilious stomach deposit made on a man/woman's back during doggy-style intercourse, deliberately issued from ..
