What is Grave Turning?
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Grave turning is a new extreme sport which involves the participant rapidly revolving their own corpse at such a high speed that they drill into the earth generating their own grave, which they then proceed to turn in.
Upon hearing that the laws of thermodynamics had been broken, Professor Mechler died of rapid-onset self induced bladder failure and was forced deep into the earth’s core by rapidly grave turning his own cadaver.
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Thingamajig, whatchamacallit, wossname, thingamabob. Term used to describe something whose exact name is unknown.
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