What is Graves?
1.
A popular grain alcohol, commonly available for $20.00 at most liquor stores.
The catch is that this alcohol is 190 proof, which means that, for those who can do the math, this shit is 95% pure alcohol, higher than over the counter rubbing alcohol. The most amazing part of drinking it is not how three shots can fuck you up to a reasonable degree or the fact that there is a XXX on the bottle, but instead the fact that it leaves your mouth numb and your throat slightly burned if drank straight.
The kind of drink to enjoy when feeling suicidal, but not when you want to hook up, for you will end up passed out on the floor naked with a strong case of whiskey dick anyway.
"Did you get that graves, son?"
"Hell yeah, brother. I'm trying to put dem purple spots on my liver tonight."
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2.
every time you get up from your seat you must call out, or declare graves, otherwise your seat is free game. however, you may not have graves on multiple seats, and once you sit somewhere else your graves on the previos seat is voided.
jim got up from the couch to get a drink without calling graves and came back to see that his spot was taken. looks like jim will be sitting on the floor
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3.
Originally coined in reference to bidding ill will on someone or cursing/hexing them, it evolved into meaning any bad words spoken about someone, particularly behind their back or without their direct knowledge.
She may have seemed nice while you were here but as soon as you left it was all graves.
I know you weren't talkin' graves about me! You disrespect me, I finna pop a cap in yo ass!
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