Gravy Date

What is Gravy Date?


1.

Not dissimilar to a HEAVY DATE, after which - having kissed Cindy Cockteaser goodnight - young Everard returns home with fingers sticky with the lady's GRAVY, but not having put any meat in the pantry.

As he slumped into the last seat on the last bus out of Droitwich that night, Bernard's aching balls reminded him of the unrequited nature of his passion for Ophelia. It had indeed been the heaviest GRAVY DATE so far, he reflected.

The conductress punching his ticket grinned and raised an eyebrow, as a strong aroma of Channel No.1 arose from his fingertips.

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