What is Gravy Train?
1.
A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.
Look over there, Brian is riding the gravy train again.
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2.
a sexual act in which one partner makes a trail of semen from the pubic area to the mouth of the other partner
"We rode that gravy train for 69 miles"
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3.
a very lucrative or rewarding situation or arrangement, likely to
continue for some time.
When the Congressman got elected to the Senate, he knew he was on the gravy train
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4.
a sexual act in which a man or woman get on their back while a line of men ejaculate on them, but this important: they have to go over the man or woman like their a train going over them and the gravy is obviously the semen.
Tim: "He Gerard you wanna do a gravy train on my girlfriend?"
Gerard: "Hell yea"
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A job that pays well and only requires that it look like your working on paper. Most of the time spent "working" is on the road.
Well, it looks like Crystal and Greer are at the strip club again. They sure are riding that gravy train hard.
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Leaving a loaf of poo on the brim of the toilet seat rather than properly dropping the dung into the toilet.
To the janitors unpleasant surprise he had found toilet seat that had been gravy trained.
Jeffrey decided to cause mischief and was guilty of first degree gravy train.
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Made popular by Pink Floyd's single Have A Cigar.
It means to conform to something you think sounds cool and do it just because others are, without even realizing what you are doing
"The band is just fantastic, that is really what i think. Oh by the way, which one is Pink?"
"And did they tell you the name of the game, boy. They call it riding the Gravy Train."
-Have A Cigar, Pink Floyd
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