Grazing Heffer

What is Grazing Heffer?


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While conducting anal punishment with a large woman by societal standards, as you near climax, one grasps a hairy tuft from the large mammal. Apply a strong downward jerk to achieve the desired effect, removing a patch of her grass. Thus causing the heifer to contract her anus allowing for maximum pleasure to occur during your climax. Amidst this jerking motion, the bovine will bellow, prompting the insertion of said grass, deep into the heifer’s mouth.

I got desperate at the bar last night and picked up this fat chick and gave her the grazing heffer... why... because I can.

See ass, anus, anal, pubic hair, heifer, heffer, grazing, jerk


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