What is Grazing The Holy Ring?
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Generally known by its acronym (GHR), this act involves arranging your party guests in a circle and performing analingus in a sequence determined by lottery. Usually, the person with the shortest straw incurs the greatest emotional and physical risk -- besides, of course, the gourmand -- by receiving the last helping, which has been seasoned by everyone else's effluvia. Depending upon your politics, you might think of this role as a privilege of drawing the longest straw. Major risks include intestinal parasites, emotional dependency, and boredom if you're kneeling with your face turned away from the action.
Late one snowy evening, I was Grazing the Holy Ring (GHR) in a room full of praying Koreans. It was hot, because at least four of them were pregnant.
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