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A statement which is obviously untrue - preferrably made in an attempt to deceive those with superior intelligence
'read my lips, ..
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When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat..
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Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.
I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon...