Grease The Wheels

What is Grease The Wheels?

Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.

Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?

Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.

See greasing the skids, coffee, laxative, bowel movement, constipation

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