Greaseblog

What is Greaseblog?


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The residue left on furniture when greaseball relatives visit for the sole purpose of continuing the same conversation -- between themselves -- that has been going on for decades, but this time (during the visit) they never stop eating, talking, gulping, gasping, belching, and yelling (at the same time). The enshrinement of such ancestors is best done with raspberries of derision and peals of maniacal laughter. That is why I am posting such time-capsule quality definitions. See my "greaseball" and "blocher, kakker, Schnorrer" definitions. "Hey, everybody! Rest in peace... but be sure to keep your inane conversations going without me... for a change!" For the rest of the story, be sure to check out the totality of my web site at squarf - Thankyouverymuch.

-Lorenzo Q. Squarf, Flamekeeper of Western civilization

Oh, look! Uncle Blovitz wiped a booger on the upholstery!

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