What is Greased?
1.
The state of being completely obliterated by alcohol.
Look at Corey overthere, he is just greased
2.
To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana
Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays
3.
to have
when getting a rejection by a girl in a proposal, you've been greased....or when you find out your girl/man was datin your best friend, you've caught a grease....or when you start slippin and get caught in the act, you've greased...or you spontaneously go to the club thinkin its free and you gotta pay $50 or buy a bottle to get in, you've greased....and many many more circumstances
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4.
ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word
I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.
5.
To put you penis on a male or females while they are either passed out, asleep, or sometime awake and conscious. Then one must photograph or have proof of the act.
do you remember when Rob greased Joe's face while he was sleeping?
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