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When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe...
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To spank yourself and ejaculate on a chick's pussy. A better way to practice safe sex than using death-like condoms.
That bitch wo..
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A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences...
