What is Great Mayo Blaster?
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When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your dick in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus 'blasting her' with a combination of semen & hellmanns mayo. Bring out the hellmanns & bring out the best!!
This guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!
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Monkeyhead (Muhng-kee-hed)
-noun
To be either:
a. Daniel
----OR----
b. -A face that looks like a monkey
-Has skin like monkey
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A way of expressing something so stupid and ridiculous, it can be compared to the horrible Vin Deisel flicc"Chronicles of Riddick&..
