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To complete two jobs with one action.
Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit fro..
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Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle...
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm jus..