Greece

What is Greece?


1.

The best place on earth, you can be any age to drink alcahol and can get porn at any age. It has the best beeches on earth.

I went into a shop in Greece and a bought a six-pack and a few porn mags, and I'm only 6!

See glue

2.

The birthplace of the western world.

Pythagoras was from Greece.

See Alex

3.

Beautiful country with moutains and seas. Also with crazy people who don't know how to drive. Country with no drinking age.

I can't wait until I visit Greece this Summer!

4.

A country of southeast Europe on the southern Balkan Peninsula and including numerous islands in the Mediterranean, Aegean, and Ionian seas. Settled by Achaeans, Aeolians, Ionians, Minoans, and Dorians by 1000 B.C., the region grew as an amalgam of independent city-states, many of which established colonies throughout the Mediterranean by the eighth century B.C. Classical Greek culture, centered around Athens, reached a high point in the fifth century B.C. before being conquered by Philip II of Macedon in 338 B.C. The area was later controlled by the Roman and Byzantine empires before being absorbed into the Ottoman empire (1456). In 1829, Greece gained its independence and established a constitutional monarchy. The king was deposed following a military coup in 1967, and a democratic republic was established in 1975. Athens is the capital and the largest city. Population: 9,740,417

And are the best country in the world

ALEX : Where you going my skip friend

PUB : GREECE OF COARSE - i need some ciggies,oil,good food & a tan. ceyas

See Andrew

5.

Place where only gambling games (like slot machines) were banned cuz they were open to everyone. video games are still allowed there. Greece is paradise, not a freakin nazi camp.

Greece kicks ass.

6.

Lovely country with great beaches, ladies and of course the occasional alcohol beverage.

Becoming well known to be greatest inventors of all time with inventions such as democracy, maths, science, medicine and other amazing things

racist australian: omg wogs are crap go back to your own country

largo: omg please name your ancestors!

racist australian: oh it goes back to bill who shot people, ted who stole things and good ol' granny who gunned down the police officer for no reason

largo: oh how intruiging, what have your people actually invented

racist australian: how a great land can be given to criminals and turn out shit

largo: i see ....

See largo

7.

greece is amazin , i love greece , the hottest women on earth come from greece,

jon:im going to greece in the summer

michael:wow dude i wont to come

jon:ye u can, just dont kick my dog again

See greece, cool, sexy, olives, mmm, food


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