Greedo Edit Meaning

1.

v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a table and skeetingon her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in jizz. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.

"That trifling ho was cheating on me, so when we was at the Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her baconator."

See sex act, semen, star wars, ejaculation, boston pancake

2.

Wanna be Rodian Bounty Hunter that lost his life while trying to extort money from Han Solo.

Greedo got too greedy, so he got pwned.

See 1337

3.

n. A bounty hunter from Star Wars : Episode 4. Strange blue-green creature with antennas and big bug eyes. Obviously impoverished. Wore bright orange vest. Shot by Han Solo in a bar.

Han Solo believed Greedo was trying to take rob him. In reality, Greedo was simply too poor to afford food and was asking for something to eat.

See poor, green, alien, bug, han solo

4.

Cannabis Sativa, aka weed. Definition presumably derived from the characteristic green color shared by the plant and the eponymous bounty hunter.

"I smoke greedo, I smoke kermit, I smoke weed till it makes me vermit." -MC Chris.