Greedo Shoots First

What is Greedo Shoots First?

1.

Refers to the horrible addition to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope's Special Edition where instead of Han simply blasting Greedo through the cantina table in cold blood, a terribly-put-together shot of Greedo shooting twice at Han and missing AT POINT BLANK RANGE, and then Han shooting him has been added.

Referenced whenever some "raping of childhood" or a horrible letdown is being spoken of.

That was the worst thing since Greedo Shoots First!

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2.

A phrase used to describe a change that is both pointless and bad. The phrase came from the edited scene in Star Wars Special Edition in which Greedo fires at Han Solo.

Have you played Conker: Live and Reloaded? Greedo shoots first a few times in it.

See change, pointless, horrible, stupid, star wars
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