Greek Mustache

What is Greek Mustache?


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When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.

Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!

Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.

Bob: How dare you! ......!

See dirty sanchez


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