What is Greek Mustache?
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When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.
Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!
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When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.
Drew has a zebra mustache.
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a chinese person's eyes
Dude1:"dude, that chick has vagina eyes."
Dude2:"well duh, she's chinese"
Dude1..