Greek Surprise

What is Greek Surprise?


1.

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.

"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"

"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."

"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."

See shocker, bdsm, anal, sex

2.

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.

"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"

"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."

"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."

See shocker, anus, vulva, kangaroo


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